Everyday Inspiration: Part III

Time to empty my phone and pass on the things I find humorous throughout my days.  Enjoy the pictures and remember to look around you, wherever you go.  You never know what you’ll found out there.

His license plate tells you exactly what he's up to, long before the pump gives it away.
His license plate tells you exactly what he’s up to, long before the pump gives it away.
The happiest little bamboo toothbrush holder you'll ever find!
The happiest little bamboo toothbrush holder you’ll ever find!
Clever name for a sushi joint.
Clever name for a sushi joint.
Happy dresser.
Happy dresser.
For what you are getting I really don't think the price is that low.  I've gotten a lot more for a lot less.
For what you are getting I really don’t think the price is that low. I’ve gotten a lot more for a lot less.
Happy trunk.
Happy trunk.
The lower left sticker reads, "You'll never be me." I am appreciative that my penis will not shrink in size any time soon.
The lower left sticker reads, “You’ll never be me.”
I am appreciative that my penis will not shrink in size any time soon.
Since I already mentioned said penis in the last picture, here is an artist's rendition for you.
Since I already mentioned said penis in the last picture, here is an artist’s rendition for you.
Key Card Creeper.  "Go ahead, put it in my mouth...slowly."
Key Card Creeper. “Go ahead, put it in my mouth…slowly.”
John McClane's boat.  "Welcome to the party, pal!"
John McClane’s boat. “Welcome to the party, pal!”
I thought I ran into Steven Tyler from Aerosmith the other night.  Turned out to be a storefront mannequin...so close.
I thought I ran into Steven Tyler from Aerosmith the other night. Turned out to be a storefront mannequin…so close.
Some people call this guy a hard case, but he seems very pleasant to me.
Some people call this guy a hard case, but he seems very pleasant to me.
This workout equipment was not happy about working out.
This workout equipment was not happy about working out.
According to this hat, I am now a member of the House of Hufflepuff.
According to this hat, I am now a member of the House of Hufflepuff.
You know you just sang Journey, in your head as you read that stop sign.
You know you just sang Journey, in your head as you read that stop sign.

I guess I’ll end on a high note…thanks to Steve Perry.

Vincent Lorusso Written by:

A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives. - Jackie Robinson

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